He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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