Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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