But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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