Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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