Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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