She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
