I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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