Joe is yelling at the trees again.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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