He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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