i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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