He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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