When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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