Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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