What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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