oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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