Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Randomize
