so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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