I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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