mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
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