so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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