i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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