Define "chronic" masturbator.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
only if we run a train.
done.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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