A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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