we're blogging at a bar
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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