we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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