you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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