the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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