There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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