Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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