my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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