i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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