So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
they're like a gay fantastic four
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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