is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
did you just send me my own nude
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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