look no pants
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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