I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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