Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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