Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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