Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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