whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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