Having a random hookup so left but love u
I wish my penis had an off switch
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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