I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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