i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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