Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
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