We won't sleep together?
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
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