just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
