You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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