Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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