Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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