i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
This toilet bowl is my home.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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