So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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