Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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