there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
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