Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
why is half of my head shaved?
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