I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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