i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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