Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I lost the right to judge tonight
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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