if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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