That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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