don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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